BBW (Mighty Brother Comedy)

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We figure people have tried a lot harder, and done a lot worse.

A comedy EP by Mighty Brother.

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released June 26, 2015

NICK HUSTER: Lead Tambourine, Vocals, Ukulele Guitar, Drums, Shaker, Hand Claps
JAKE RYAN: Vocals, Guitar, Cat Allergies, Hand Claps
KYLE HOUPT: Bass, Guitar, Dance Moves, Blues Licks, Hand Claps
DIEDERIK VAN WASSENAER: Fiddle, European Flare, Viola
JUSTIN HUBLER: Piano, Keyboards, Internet
JOSEPH KLATT: Banjo, Chill Vibes
SYLVIA SCHIEBER: Group vocals, Giggles

Engineered, Recorded, and Mastered by KYLE HOUPT
Lyrics written by Mighty Brother, Johanna Palmieri and Olufemi Taiwo
"Gay4Cage" is a parody of "Down in the Valley - The Head & The Heart"

BBW Recorded by Nick Huster, Mastered by Kate Siefker
X-mas Song - Recorded by William Huster, Mastered by Nick Huster

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Mighty Brother New Orleans, Louisiana

Mighty Brother is a NOLA-based adventure folk band captained by songwriters Jake Ryan and Nick Huster.

"The adventure is that sometimes it might not be folk," jokes Huster during a recent performance at New Orleans House of Blues.

Mighty Brother is currently writing their sophomore full length, set to record this winter.
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Track Name: G. O. M. D.
Well,
I've got a daughter,
She's the most beautiful thing in the world.
You know I'd do anything for that precious little girl.
But lately she's been out,
out sneaking around.
So, I'm keeping both eyes open,
keeping on the look out
for trouble.
And late last night
this all came to a head.
Heard a noise from her room,
there was a boy in her bed.
I walked in, and this is what I said.

Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now!
Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now, right now, right now!

She said "Daddy, I know you don't love the boy like I do,
but he's teaching me new things each day that we go through!" (hell no)
I said "now daughter, you don't know half a thing about love.
And Boy, don't make me say it again!" Oh no, not again.

Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now!
Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now, right now, right now! (Then I grabbed my fiddle and chased him out!)

Ever since then, she's been ranting and screaming.
It's clear to me, she's possessed by daemons!
So I called to the church, I said "send a priest today!"
He came down from the church, said "Son, put your hand on the bible
and pray, just pray." and this is what you say.

SATAN!

Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now! (she's a good Christian woman!)
Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now, right now, right now! (then the whole town came to exorcise that sonna bitch)
Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now!
Get outta my daughter, get outta my daughter right now, right now, right now!
Track Name: Gay4Cage
I think that I’m gay for Nicholas Cage
I’ve been watching his movies for days and days
Lord have mercy, just look at that face
Lord have mercy, just look at that face

Call it one film to many, he supplies my demand
I’ve been writing him letters XO your biggest fan
I want him to know how my hearts in his hand
Yes, I need him to know how my hearts in his hand

I write him over and over and over again
I write him over and over and over again

National treasure, what a pleasure
Weather, Matchstick, Wicker, Family Man, we’ll be together
Con-Air and Face Off, I can’t take my eyes off
My heart was gone in under 60 seconds

These are the movies I will always watch
These are the movies I will always watch

I think I’m gay, yes I think I’m gay
I think I’m gay and I know how it started

I saw his face on the cover of Bangkok Dangerous
One thing led to another now I’m craving us
I knew it from the start, we were wild at heart,
Out of the closet and into the Cage

I go out of the closet and into the Cage
I go out of the closet and into the Cage

So, I think I’m gay, yes I think I’m gay
I think I’m gay and I know how it started

National Treasure 2, a pleasure through and through
My photobook of secrets filled with only me and guess who
IMDB searching NT3, at the AMC I got those front row seats

On this rock, I’ll be his Connery
On this rock, I’ll be his Connery

So, I think that I’m gay for Nicholas Cage
Lord have mercy, just look at that face
Track Name: van!
You got an old car, you need an auto-revolution
Come on take a ride in my van
You’ve been looking to find your auto-evolution
Come on take a ride my van

Once you take a ride in it, I’m sure that you’ll be buying it (yeaah)

You gotta move your couch, well I’ve got the solution
Throw it in the back of the van
Pickin’ up your sister’s kids, I’ve got another solution
Throw ‘em in the back of the van

Once you take a ride in it, I’m sure that you’ll be buying it (yeaah)

Come on take a ride in my van
Until you do you can’t understand
Perfect for a soccer mom, perfect for a band, come on!
Come on take a ride in my…

You gotta hot date, (but my apartments a mess...)
Throw a waterbed in the van!
You wanna host a party (my apartments still a mess...)
Throw a disco ball in the van!

Once you take a ride in it, I’m sure that you’ll be buying it,
This can all be yours but only if the price is right! (come on down, you’re the next contest on the)

Come on take a ride in my van
Until you do you can’t understand
Perfect for a granny with a family of 8, come on!
Come on take a ride in my…

(let’s see what’s under the bonnet)

It’s got automatic windows and some windshield wipers too
And they all work, sometimes
No, I haven’t changed the oil, not since 2002,
But it’s alright, it drives!
Room enough for 8, and maybe 2 more in the boot
Yea, it’s spacious, got leg room
I know it’s got a 6 cylinders, I know it fires some
‘cause it goes ZERO to SIXTY in
1…. 5…. 9…. 13….. COME ONNN!!! YEA!

Come on take a ride in my van
Until you do you cannot understand
Perfect for a tri-delt if she’s got a lot of friends,
So come on
Come on take a ride in my…… VAAAN

Come on take a ride in my van
I can’t believe you don’t understand
Come on baby give it a chance
I’m sure that I can meet all your demands
Once you take a ride in it
I’m sure that you’ll be buying it
Come on take a ride in MY…
Won’t you take in MY…
Please just take a ride in MY…

van.
Track Name: My Gluten-Free, Organic, Fair Trade Christmas
Jimmy got an Xbox, and Kelsey got a phone. Kyle got some Jordans, and I don't mean to moan, but Mother, do you think that Santa will be coming to our home? She said "NO, we'll have a gluten-free, organic, fair trade Christmas."

Can we bake some cookies, string lights up on a tree? She says "that's far too much sugar, and a waste of energy. Don't you know this Christmas we're trying to go green? We'll have a gluten-free, organic, fair trade Christmas."

Dietrich's making honey ham, and mom just baked a giant cube of tofu. I don't understand this gluten-free, organic, fair trade Christmas.

I was good all year, stayed off the naughty list. I was certain this Christmas to get some excellent gifts. But I asked for an iPad and all I got was this... what is it? ... it's my gluten-free, organic, fair trade Christmas.

So I guess I like my notebook made from elephant poo, and my flip-flops fashioned from recycled tires in Peru but Mother, is this all I get? She said "we're also going to try a new diet!" Why? I guess I won't forget this paleo, and non-demoninational. locally-grown, sustainable, holistic, hand-made, gluten-free, organic, fair trade Christmas.